Thursday, October 13, 2011

Our initial member of You are D-U-M-B!

While waiting at the pharmacy today to refill a prescription for my significant other I had the wonderful pleasure of having an older gentleman "casually" bump into me while simultaneously jumping in front. Normally I really would not have questioned the situation. But since Walgreens has successfully acquired several of the local mom and pops pharmacy, the length of time spent there has dramatically increased.

Now, I understand all of the hard work that he must have done during his lifetime, what I wonder is what makes him think that what he did is a legitimate way of doing things. I mean, shit, if that is the case, I'll use my size to my advantage. I'm nearly 6' (close enough that I'll say that is what I am) and over 250lbs. Now, if it is generally accepted that you can "casually" bump into people and take a position directly in front of them, I will more than happily start doing this.

But, anyone with half a brain cell left can only conclude that this is not right, and therefore we have our first "You are D-U-M-B member." Thanks ol' man for contributing to this blog. I greatly appreciate it!!!!

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