I have received a couple of email already concerning stupid behavior that others have witnessed. While I am thrilled to have received such a quick response to this blog I want to clarify some ground rules. I will NOT post pictures (unless identifiable features are removed) nor will I use people's names. There are just certain things that I feel will cause too many issues. Additionally, I do not think it is wise to directly call someone out for their stupid actions.
Lastly, please feel free to continue to send me your best stories and I will start adding them soon.
Friday, October 14, 2011
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Our initial member of You are D-U-M-B!
While waiting at the pharmacy today to refill a prescription for my significant other I had the wonderful pleasure of having an older gentleman "casually" bump into me while simultaneously jumping in front. Normally I really would not have questioned the situation. But since Walgreens has successfully acquired several of the local mom and pops pharmacy, the length of time spent there has dramatically increased.
Now, I understand all of the hard work that he must have done during his lifetime, what I wonder is what makes him think that what he did is a legitimate way of doing things. I mean, shit, if that is the case, I'll use my size to my advantage. I'm nearly 6' (close enough that I'll say that is what I am) and over 250lbs. Now, if it is generally accepted that you can "casually" bump into people and take a position directly in front of them, I will more than happily start doing this.
But, anyone with half a brain cell left can only conclude that this is not right, and therefore we have our first "You are D-U-M-B member." Thanks ol' man for contributing to this blog. I greatly appreciate it!!!!
Now, I understand all of the hard work that he must have done during his lifetime, what I wonder is what makes him think that what he did is a legitimate way of doing things. I mean, shit, if that is the case, I'll use my size to my advantage. I'm nearly 6' (close enough that I'll say that is what I am) and over 250lbs. Now, if it is generally accepted that you can "casually" bump into people and take a position directly in front of them, I will more than happily start doing this.
But, anyone with half a brain cell left can only conclude that this is not right, and therefore we have our first "You are D-U-M-B member." Thanks ol' man for contributing to this blog. I greatly appreciate it!!!!
Welcome
Welcome to my first actual blog. I am intending to simply document my experiences with people who I often times find myself calling dumb. This list will continually grow and is nothing more than a means to help me raise my children. In order to properly raise kids I think it is necessary to understand the way you do not want your children to act.
Additionally, I am trying to utilize any other methods in order to reduce stress in my life. I am positive that, if there are/or ever will be readers of this blog, you will understand how frustrating life can be with people who are...to put it simply...D-U-M-B.
It is not my intention to publicly call out anyone for anything they have done. The primary objective of this blog is to document stupid behavior that I encounter. If you see a post highlighting a behavior your do frequently...just know...YOU ARE D-U-M-B! Thanks. Have a nice day.
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